Privacy Policy
Last updated: Sep 11, 2025
Ugh. Privacy stuff.
The not-so-fun fine print.
The “we care about your data” spiel.
Except... I actually do.
Let’s keep this simple and human.
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📝 1. What I Collect (and What I Don’t)
When you use Shlink, I may need a few things:
• Your email (so you can log in, verify, or reset your stuff).
• Basic account info (like your username or membership level).
• Payment info (handled by Stripe — I never see your card).
• Bare-minimum analytics to keep Shlink alive and kicking.
That’s it. No secret dossiers. No hidden tracking scripts.
And absolutely zero data sales to anyone, ever.
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🍪 2. Cookies (Not the Tasty Kind)
I don’t use tracking cookies or spy pixels.
No stalking. No creepy ad follow-ups.
If I ever use a cookie, it’s to keep your session from exploding — not your privacy.
Members might get occasional Shlink updates or news — all related to Shlink, nothing else.
And you can unsubscribe faster than you can say “algorithmic surveillance.”
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⚡ 3. How I Use It
Pretty straightforward:
• Give you access to Shlink.
• Manage memberships and payments.
• Keep things stable, secure, and snappy.
• Send important updates (no spam, no BS).
No targeted ads. No influencer metrics. No click-bait manipulation.
⸻
🔄 4. Who Sees It
A short list of trustworthy grown-ups:
• Stripe (for payments).
• A few third-party tools that help Shlink run.
• And, only if a real court order shows up, the law.
That’s it. No advertisers, no data hoarders, no shadow networks.
⸻
🔒 5. How I Protect It
I rely on secure third-party infrastructure that knows what it’s doing.
Everything runs through encrypted systems — not stored under my puppet bed.
I keep only what’s necessary to make your Shlinks work safely.
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✊ 6. Your Rights
You can ask for your data, update it, or nuke it entirely — whenever you want.
Just hit the Contact page and say the word.
⸻
📜 7. If This Ever Changes
I’ll tweak this page if needed (the world changes, so must I).
If it’s a big change, I’ll let you know.
If it’s a comma? Relax. You’re fine.
⸻
📬 8. Talk to Me
Got questions, paranoia, or just want to verify I’m not secretly the NSA?
Reach out through the Contact page.
⸻
That’s it.
No jargon. No loopholes.
Just a privacy policy that doesn’t make you want to stab your eyes out.
MAKE SOURCES GREAT AGAIN!™
And keep your data yours.
Ugh. Privacy stuff.
The not-so-fun fine print.
The “we care about your data” spiel.
Except... I actually do.
Let’s keep this simple and human.
⸻
📝 1. What I Collect (and What I Don’t)
When you use Shlink, I may need a few things:
• Your email (so you can log in, verify, or reset your stuff).
• Basic account info (like your username or membership level).
• Payment info (handled by Stripe — I never see your card).
• Bare-minimum analytics to keep Shlink alive and kicking.
That’s it. No secret dossiers. No hidden tracking scripts.
And absolutely zero data sales to anyone, ever.
⸻
🍪 2. Cookies (Not the Tasty Kind)
I don’t use tracking cookies or spy pixels.
No stalking. No creepy ad follow-ups.
If I ever use a cookie, it’s to keep your session from exploding — not your privacy.
Members might get occasional Shlink updates or news — all related to Shlink, nothing else.
And you can unsubscribe faster than you can say “algorithmic surveillance.”
⸻
⚡ 3. How I Use It
Pretty straightforward:
• Give you access to Shlink.
• Manage memberships and payments.
• Keep things stable, secure, and snappy.
• Send important updates (no spam, no BS).
No targeted ads. No influencer metrics. No click-bait manipulation.
⸻
🔄 4. Who Sees It
A short list of trustworthy grown-ups:
• Stripe (for payments).
• A few third-party tools that help Shlink run.
• And, only if a real court order shows up, the law.
That’s it. No advertisers, no data hoarders, no shadow networks.
⸻
🔒 5. How I Protect It
I rely on secure third-party infrastructure that knows what it’s doing.
Everything runs through encrypted systems — not stored under my puppet bed.
I keep only what’s necessary to make your Shlinks work safely.
⸻
✊ 6. Your Rights
You can ask for your data, update it, or nuke it entirely — whenever you want.
Just hit the Contact page and say the word.
⸻
📜 7. If This Ever Changes
I’ll tweak this page if needed (the world changes, so must I).
If it’s a big change, I’ll let you know.
If it’s a comma? Relax. You’re fine.
⸻
📬 8. Talk to Me
Got questions, paranoia, or just want to verify I’m not secretly the NSA?
Reach out through the Contact page.
⸻
That’s it.
No jargon. No loopholes.
Just a privacy policy that doesn’t make you want to stab your eyes out.
MAKE SOURCES GREAT AGAIN!™
And keep your data yours.